Thursday, March 26, 2009

Google Knows

Q1: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search.
Morgan needs sleep

Q2: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search.
Morgan looks like a ghost cheerleader pictures from team sports

Q3: Type in “[your name] says” in Google search.
Morgan says Ireland is not another Iceland

Q4: Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search.
Morgan wants all the 'Good Things'

Q5:Type in “[your name] does” in Google search.
Morgan does a George W Bush on a segway

Q6: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search.
Morgan hates the weather

Q7: Type in “[your name] asks” in Google search.
Morgan asks for who will finance the US deficit

Q8: Type in “[your name] likes ” in Google search.
Morgan likes when Jose Reyes runs around the bases after a homerun


Q9: Type in “[your name] eats ” in Google search.
Morgan eats Cheetos

Q10: Type in “[your name] wears” in Google search.
Morgan wears high waisted denim

Q11: Type in “[your name] was arrested for” in Google Search.
Morgan was arrested for beating Quine

Q12: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google Search.
Morgan loves my girlfriend, hates me

1 comment:

Heather, Rex, etc. said...

After "Heather needs two therapists" and "Heather looks like a drag-queen Michael Jackson impersonator", I decided to stop. It could only get worse....