Google Knows

Q1: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search.
Morgan needs sleep

Q2: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search.
Morgan looks like a ghost cheerleader pictures from team sports

Q3: Type in “[your name] says” in Google search.
Morgan says Ireland is not another Iceland

Q4: Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search.
Morgan wants all the 'Good Things'

Q5:Type in “[your name] does” in Google search.
Morgan does a George W Bush on a segway

Q6: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search.
Morgan hates the weather

Q7: Type in “[your name] asks” in Google search.
Morgan asks for who will finance the US deficit

Q8: Type in “[your name] likes ” in Google search.
Morgan likes when Jose Reyes runs around the bases after a homerun

Q9: Type in “[your name] eats ” in Google search.
Morgan eats Cheetos

Q10: Type in “[your name] wears” in Google search.
Morgan wears high waisted denim

Q11: Type in “[your name] was arrested for” in Google Search.
Morgan was arrested for beating Quine

Q12: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google Search.
Morgan loves my girlfriend, hates me

You Know You're Married to an Engineer When...

... you start having thoughts like this:

The other day I was thawing some milk for Peter. The way I do it is, I get a bowl of water and microwave it for a couple of minutes then put the milk bag in to thaw it/heat it up. When the milk was thawed the water was cold, naturally. So, the thought that came to me was, "the milk took the water's energy, that's why the water is now cold." Seriously!?! Andrew has gotten into my head. :) It took him long enough; I mean we've only been married 4.5 years now.

When I told Andrew this story earlier tonight I said, "Do you want to hear a funny story?" Then told him what I wrote above and he said, "That's awesome! But what's so funny?"